#This happens to me a lot

[dare-to-dm]

[public-slaughterhouse]

Soap seeing reader lethargic n sluggish so he gives u an energy drink to power up but you just end up falling asleep 5 mins later and Soap thinks he killed you with caffeine

[limitedanomalies]

when you are an introvert who just wants to be alone with good food & your phone but a bunch of extroverts always make you to stop and join their meal together.

[therealdostoevsky]

y'all ever read a book and go like man I'd give up everything just to do some drugs with the author on the sidewalk?

[highlyillogicalandroid]

Me: I need some serotonin let’s browse the Dreamling tag.

Me: *remembers what’s coming based on the comics*

Me: oh No.

[confetti-casual]

Only in the osc am I just learning the gender of a character I’ve known about for years.

[natalie-alkaline-6]

Me: Clicks on mutual’s profile

Me 30 seconds later: Why are all these posts and reblogs by [mutual]

[54625]

sometimes I think I'm popping off but it turns out it's just one random guy liking everything on my blog

[felixisfruity]

you guys ever meet someone that’s really cool and you’re just like. oh my god how did that happen

[ungarmax]

my favorite thing is filling out a form that has room for a preferred name and pronouns, and has options like "transgender male" on their list of genders

and then they ignore what you write there, use your dead name, and misgender you constantly

[valewritessss]

Do y’all ever read a fic about American characters and it’s so obvious the author is British and then it’s confirmed when you see a character say/think “mum”

[258punkweight]

when i'm not attracted to someone and they keep telling me about their partner(s) i'm like "aww that's so cute they love each other so much." but when i'm attracted to a girl and she keeps telling me about her gf(s) i'm like "if u like her SO much why don't u go talk to her instead. do i look like a fucking cuck to u"

[undercityrezident]

The pros of having a queue that lasts nearly a week and a half from when you queue new posts about a show whose episode debuted that day:

You give your followers plenty of time to watch the thing so they don't get spoiled immediately.

The cons:

The intensity of your fanboying/fangirling/fan-enbying seems so out of place and time for something that happened a full episode or two ago.

[houkagokappa]

It’s always sad when you finally come across a good fucked-up story and go into the comments section thinking you’ll find others who appreciate how good and fucked-up it is, only for everyone to be arguing about how it’s fucked-up and that’s BAD

[flashhwing]

Help I Made Up A Fictional Scenario In My Head And Now I’m Crying About It

[only-one-brain-cell]

The vast improvements my life would have on this site if there was an edit tag button.